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After three years in my relationship I think I need a new spark, new inspiration, a new muse.
She must have an amazing, eye catching frame, athletic but robust in all the right places. Willing to experiment new things, going to uncharted territory. A love of playing rough, mud and getting dirty is a must but only if I can gently soap her up and wash her down followed by massaging oil's into her with my bare hands.
In return I will love her and adorn her with the best bike bling I can afford after paying my rent.
But the real question is should my next Mistress be a full sus or hard tail mountain bike. Either way she will be wearing a Chris King headset.
Roll on the Sales so I can pick up a bargin....
It's Saturday evening, GMT, and I should be tarting my self up for the pub. When I say tarting my self up I of course mean falling out of the shower in to a pair of jeans and one of my many black t-shirts and failing to shave. I should be looking forward to feeling a cool pint of bitter slip down my throat and the smell of pub smoke in my nostrils. The lure of the Pub is on hold as I have to work on Sunday. When I say working I mean being in the office, drinking coffee and looking for another job.
The BIG question is do I stick it out in the big smoke or do I head back to God's own city which is Edinburgh.....
