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Slow Walkers!
I have found that my tolerance for slow walkers has reduced down to almost zero. I have got used to moving fast with an air of urgency and focus. I have discovered that London is not the place to do this as 90% of the plebs walk at snails pace in a world of their own. They bimble with intent! The effect of this is I end up continually over taking the afore mentioned plebs all the time like a Pontiac GTO constantly lapping a Robin Reliant. After a weekend away I have to fight the urge to yell "MOVE IT!!!!!" when I'm stuck behind the lead footed trog I'm stuck behind.
I'm now off to find out if it is legal to use a cattle prod on these people.
